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Lens-Maker's Glasses (One Size Fits All) Red Tint Critically Acclaimed
$10.99
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50 for only $400!
Why have 20/20 vision when you can have 40/40 using the critically acclaimed Lens-Maker's Glasses for high focal alignment and inhuman precision. Tinted in the color red to hide your blown out pupils while still looking cool. Color blind to red? Tough luck.

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