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Legendary Dead Electrified Ukulele Ancient Artifact Presumed 35000 Gigawatts
$79.99
Recovered from Mars, the original ukelele was said to be played by a demigod musician who captivated his audience with chain lightning. No one was able to recover its magic as of yet, so exact copies were made in the process. Theorized to emit 35000 gigawatts when active. Use at your own risk!
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